Drugged-Up War Strike Demo #1, by Commander Dick Fungus and the Dirty Fags

Drugged-Up War Strike Demo #1

by Commander Dick Fungus and the Dirty Fags

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1.	Jungle Lovin' In The Wee Hours Of The Night 01:32	info
2.	The Tori Stafford Adventures 00:53		buy track
3.	Everyone in Brampton Should Be KILLED 00:43		buy track
4.	Painting is Gay 01:14		buy track
5.	Everything is Fucking Gay 00:43		buy track
6.	Shut Up Cumdumpster 00:40		buy track
7.	The Hunter The Hunted are a Bunch of Fucking Losers 01:02		buy track
8.	"Hey Bro! Check Out This Sick Breakdown!" 00:31		buy track
9.	Billie Jean (Michael Jackson cover) 01:26	info	buy track
10.	I Threw Your Baby Out of a Bus 01:01		buy track
11.	Kelten's Psychedelic Constipation Finally Relieved 02:18		buy track

about

This album came to be one fateful afternoon in the basement of the now-deceased guitarist The Cuminator. After a long period of sobriety, all the members did lines of cocaine off a hookers back (no glass) for two hours straight, then proceeded bake the biggest crack rock the rest of their cocaine could form.

Commander Dick Fungus assembled his army of Dirty Faggots in order to spread his propaganda of apathy, chaos, noise, shitty music, 80's bubble gum pop records, and the annihilation of all shitty music. Their first war strike, being completely unsuccessful, targeted sluts, Tori Stafford, Brampton, immigrants, and an assortment of inanimate objects.

Unfortunately, the union did not last very long as Commander Dick Fungus, in his coked-out rage and adrenaline, spontaneously began raping The Cuminator by invading his urethra with the microphone. Then he beat him to death with a double ended sex toy. Senor Scrotumhead was next, as Commander Dick Fungus proceeded to ram his bass so far up his ass while he wasn't looking, it caused him to hemorrhage all over the sound equipment. Anal Explorer watched in horror... also while masturbating.